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Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:38

No way
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Minds and Behinds
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Just Forget it!
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
share office space ...
No go.
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Nuts and Butts
Then came..
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Everyone loved it.
Unacceptable again!
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
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Thumbs down again.
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Next, they tried...