What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 07:38

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

So they tried

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Minds and Behinds

They put up a sign reading

Still no good

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Just Forget it!

Another attempt resulted in ...

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

share office space ...

No go.

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Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

Then came..

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Unacceptable again!

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

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Thumbs down again.

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

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